I Had The Feeling!!

I Had The Feeling!!

It was free time. I was hyped up, I’d been planning to play at free time for the whole day… MARKO POLO!!! I welcomed a group of a few of my mates. We played down on the plain bumpy grass down where the burma trail was held. Where proudly stood the majestic bush! The crumply oak tree stood like a wonky twig. My mates and I could hear the furios noise of wolves which where actually brain killing crickets!!! The scruffy grass made me itch my delicate toes. The moist dirt squeezed soggy wet jew through my toes and cleared out my  stinky and atrotiuos TOE JAM!! The time that made this memorable was when was making all of my friends shriek so hard! What made my mates laugh was when I was on the bumpy uneven mushy dirt that made my feet get soaked and all that did was make me go tumbling and twisting along the grass! But the funny part is all this time I was blindfolded! At one point when Tai tagged me I tripped… SMODGED MYSLEF IN THE DIRT!!! And managed to capture a tangy and gross… a piece of soggy warm… GRASS!! At this moment in time I just had the feeling that I was the greatest of all time…

COMEDIAN!!

My Imagination

My Imagination

I wake up in  the morning feeling drained out and I felt bad!

Expecting dry old Weet-Bix from the rusty tin.

I strolled down the hallway as my brother howls at me! Nothing can change my atrotious mood now, apart from a devine scrumptious 5 star hotel breakfast.

I fell flattened straight on the carpet!! I thought I knocked myself out!!! I expanded my imagination and dreamed that my Mum had cooked me steaming sizzling chocolate and strawberry crepes.

I was sitting at head of the table. I was almost ready to walk up the staircase of crepes that had been served to me, I feel that I’m in CANDY LAND! Melting chocolate inside of the folded crepes drizzling like a waterfall.

Melts in my mouth with the boiling chocolate sliding down my throat. It’s like flying crepes. But before I can finish my crepes....

I wake up and I’ve started eating my awful soggy Weet-Bix!

I whine, “OH NO!!! They actually have gone soggy!”

The End!

A Wasted Saturday Short Story!

Wasted Saturday!

By Joel Bird!

Still like I was trying the insane manican challenge. Lying like a flat pancake in bed. Miserable day ahead, this is supposed to be my break from homework! Wondering when my mum would force me to do appaling homework again… 17 pages of math! NO MISTAKES that was clear!!!

Forlorn but relaxed like I was in a deserted empty classroom! The gloomy ticking of the illusional clock made me close my eyes and IMAGINE things that would never happen! The rough teddy bear next to me had a surface that felt like bark from the crowded playgrounds!!

Mums stressing like a freak, scampering from room to room! Tripping crazily on bumpy chairs like a foolish monkey!

I’m still trying to dream! Clicking of the disturbing mouse made it even more difficult to sleep dreamily. Dad was gradually finishing tough work on his chunky masive desktop! Everyones having a tiring time especially me!!!

“BEEP, BEEP” Went cruel clock! Mum roared, “TIMES UP BACK TO MATH!!” I groaned “Ohhhh five minutes Pleaseeeeee!”

What a wasted Saturday!

The End

Backyard Guards Poem

Backyard Guards Poem

Doctor Sues qoute

Link to cool science web

Science

Remember poem

Remember  when we saw Mrs Harnetts black  hat dripping of see-through shivery water.

And the feel of the soft comforting bread from the sausage I bought.

That was Twilight gala

What about the caramelly sappy taste of the coke, that reminded me of a astonashing school disco.

And the music invented by Bruno Mars, it was gleaming.

And that was Twilight gala

Also the scorching blistering onions on the BBQ, It reminds me of a family BBQ.

That was twilight gala