Reading Wheel Book 3

Humor

Lately I have been reading Diary of A Wimpy Kid DOUBLE DOWN written by Jeff Kinney. This book was very humorous. 

Jeff Kinney made this book funny by thinking about what things would embarrass a child. In this book Jeff Kinney has a lot of things in this book that embarrasses a child. And Greg the main character has been through a lot of embarrassing things in the book. I feel bad for Greg!!

The most humorous part was when Greg went to a party he was invited to... But his Mum purposely came in to the party without Greg noticing but I think Greg was very embarrassed at the start seeing his Mum saying hello to his friends. 

But Greg's Mum really made herself popular at the party!!

I think this was a very good and clever book.

Reading Wheel Book 2

The Classics

I have been reading The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe. This is a classic book as well as being a fantasy book and is very adventurous. I loved how this book has magic, imaginary characters and a lot of nail biting action and a little bit of humor.

This book was first published in 1950. The author of this book is called C. S. Lewis. He was born on the 29 November 1898 in Belfast Northern Ireland's capital and died on the 22 of November 1963.

He went to Oxford University with his good friend J.R.R Tolkien who was the author of the Lord of the Rings novel.

Reading Wheel Book 1

I have read my first book for my Reading Wheel. The book is a horror book. The title is Darkmouth. The scariest part was when the main character Finn was being strangled in the water underneath a wharf. What made this creepy and very scary is that Finn's Dads oldest friend Mr Glad was the person strangling Finn. Seeing that Mr Glad was the one strangling him made it very difficult to read towards the last 30 pages!!

Chill Out!

LI:To plan where my similies and adjectives and metaphors will go in my writing.

LI:To get in the habbit of using the reverse strategy.

LI:To explain details of what I saw heard and what I am doing!

Chill Out

I’m in my bunk bed… I’m faintly twisting, huffing nervously. I see the ragged crackly wooden bunk beds. The scratchy itchy matress. The chirping owls annoying me. I am cracking up, trying to keep it a very still noise, Tyrells making the most quiet silly funny jokes.

Mr Momo, furious Mr Momo, lumbers in my cabin like a angry annoyed giant. I peek away in a dart. Close my eyes and waves of dark black nothing appears in front of me. I’m trying to pretend I’m asleep. Mr Momo roars as load as a husky… “BOYS OUT, CHILL OUT!!!” “Arrgh” I moaned, I thought I made the trick. I stroll nervously to Chill out wondering what this can be…

Mrs Milne stands there and looks very very sulky. “Boys bla bla bla bla bla!!!!” She sounded like a eagle munching on it’s food. At this moment I wasn’t even listening I was so frightened!!!

Mr Momo had a growl louder than a bear! I was going to clapse. At the moment I am more nervous than I am on cross country day!!

Mr Momo shouted loudly, “Get back inside nowwwwwww!!!”

I scampered inside feeling extremely ashamed. I deserve now to be walking on the hard crumply stone floor and to be back at my cabin from my big adventure on a mushy delicate pillow!!

I am very ashamed!

The End.

I Had The Feeling!!

I Had The Feeling!!

It was free time. I was hyped up, I’d been planning to play at free time for the whole day… MARKO POLO!!! I welcomed a group of a few of my mates. We played down on the plain bumpy grass down where the burma trail was held. Where proudly stood the majestic bush! The crumply oak tree stood like a wonky twig. My mates and I could hear the furios noise of wolves which where actually brain killing crickets!!! The scruffy grass made me itch my delicate toes. The moist dirt squeezed soggy wet jew through my toes and cleared out my  stinky and atrotiuos TOE JAM!! The time that made this memorable was when was making all of my friends shriek so hard! What made my mates laugh was when I was on the bumpy uneven mushy dirt that made my feet get soaked and all that did was make me go tumbling and twisting along the grass! But the funny part is all this time I was blindfolded! At one point when Tai tagged me I tripped… SMODGED MYSLEF IN THE DIRT!!! And managed to capture a tangy and gross… a piece of soggy warm… GRASS!! At this moment in time I just had the feeling that I was the greatest of all time…

COMEDIAN!!

My Imagination

My Imagination

I wake up in  the morning feeling drained out and I felt bad!

Expecting dry old Weet-Bix from the rusty tin.

I strolled down the hallway as my brother howls at me! Nothing can change my atrotious mood now, apart from a devine scrumptious 5 star hotel breakfast.

I fell flattened straight on the carpet!! I thought I knocked myself out!!! I expanded my imagination and dreamed that my Mum had cooked me steaming sizzling chocolate and strawberry crepes.

I was sitting at head of the table. I was almost ready to walk up the staircase of crepes that had been served to me, I feel that I’m in CANDY LAND! Melting chocolate inside of the folded crepes drizzling like a waterfall.

Melts in my mouth with the boiling chocolate sliding down my throat. It’s like flying crepes. But before I can finish my crepes....

I wake up and I’ve started eating my awful soggy Weet-Bix!

I whine, “OH NO!!! They actually have gone soggy!”

The End!

A Wasted Saturday Short Story!

Wasted Saturday!

By Joel Bird!

Still like I was trying the insane manican challenge. Lying like a flat pancake in bed. Miserable day ahead, this is supposed to be my break from homework! Wondering when my mum would force me to do appaling homework again… 17 pages of math! NO MISTAKES that was clear!!!

Forlorn but relaxed like I was in a deserted empty classroom! The gloomy ticking of the illusional clock made me close my eyes and IMAGINE things that would never happen! The rough teddy bear next to me had a surface that felt like bark from the crowded playgrounds!!

Mums stressing like a freak, scampering from room to room! Tripping crazily on bumpy chairs like a foolish monkey!

I’m still trying to dream! Clicking of the disturbing mouse made it even more difficult to sleep dreamily. Dad was gradually finishing tough work on his chunky masive desktop! Everyones having a tiring time especially me!!!

“BEEP, BEEP” Went cruel clock! Mum roared, “TIMES UP BACK TO MATH!!” I groaned “Ohhhh five minutes Pleaseeeeee!”

What a wasted Saturday!

The End